Twitter, Facebook, Mobile inbox all are flooding with Jokes on Rajinikanth. One of my office colleague forwarded me one similar joke on Java (yes, related to Rajini). The time I read the joke my mind started creating many such jokes and so finally I decided to write a blog post on it.
Here are few jokes on Rajinikanth and Java. (More or less they are related to many programming languages)
- Rajinikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
- Rajnikanth can override a final function/variable.
- Rajnikanth can serialize static data members of any class.
- Rajnikanth can serialize transient variables.
- Rajnikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
- Rajnikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
- Rajnikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
- Rajnikanth never gets stackOverFlowexception.
- Rajnikanth never faces any exception (Rather, Java can face RajnikanthException for any exception conditions) (Improved from earlier).
- Rajnikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
- Rajnikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
- Rajnikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not limited to Java Virtual Machine).
Update 1 :
Few more Jokes from comments by visitors.
- Rajnikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA
- Rajnikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class
- Rajnikanth use Operator Overloading in Java
- Rajnikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference”
- Rajnikanth is only person who use printf() in java
- Rajnikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
- Rajnikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
- Rajnikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE
- In catch box if u write catch(Rajnikant e) it will catch all exceptions including EXCEPTION E
Any joke in your mind ? Why don’t you write them in comment below.
NOTE: Only IT related guys can understand above Jokes.
P.S. : This post is not written to hurt the emotions on any individual.
Oct 28, 2010 at 8:13 am
Good Ones Chetan
Thanks for sharing original humor
with regards
Tushar Joshi, Nagpur
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Oct 28, 2010 at 3:34 pm
hahaha
Nice Ones Dude
and Different for a change
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Oct 29, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Its entertainment and nice creativity…
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Oct 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Haha, good one Chetan, He is My Favorite.
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Oct 30, 2010 at 5:02 pm
haa Nice …
I also have some more
1.Rajnikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA
2.Rajnikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class
3.Rajnikanth use Operator Overloading in Java
4.Rajnikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference”
5.Rajnikanth is only person who use printf() in java
6.Rajnikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
7.Rajnikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
8.Rajnikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE
9.In catch box if u write catch(Rajnikant e) it will catch all exceptions including EXCEPTION E
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Chetan Replied:
October 30, 2010 at 11:08 pm
@Saurabh, Wow Saurabh.
Really nice.
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Rakesh Replied:
November 1, 2010 at 11:08 pm
@Chetan, good
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Chandru Replied:
November 25, 2010 at 11:08 pm
@Saurabh, There actually is a System.out.printf() in Java. So anyone can do that. Rajini will feel insulted about being associated with something which mere mortals can do.
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Oct 30, 2010 at 10:56 pm
compile (f6).. Rajinikantha.. 0.43 sec.. status okey. ha ha
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Nov 8, 2010 at 11:10 am
Email id of Rajinikant
gmail@rajinikant.com and his website is rajinikant.www.com
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Nov 12, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Hmm..now a days me too rcving Rajni msg……I liked all the msg related to Java
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Nov 28, 2010 at 12:06 am
Rajinikanth can run Java programs without a JVM !!
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Nov 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm
1. rajinikanth is the only person who can determine when a garbage collector runs.
2. Rajinikanth does not press any button for the program to run, He just stares at the program.
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Jan 5, 2011 at 1:31 pm
A Rajinikanth Object can never be destroyed
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Jan 17, 2011 at 3:31 pm
rajnikant can change any syntax & creates his own syntax,new features in java….
that we called as jdk versions!!!!!
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Feb 4, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Rajanikanth can implement Java application in Ruby on Rails Platform.
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Feb 21, 2011 at 2:11 am
printf() can be used in java
check it
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Mar 5, 2011 at 1:54 pm
what a great
i enjoyed all the sentence with a smile
really this is a different one and its giving a relax to the internet users.
Nice sharing Keep it up
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Mar 18, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Rajnikant can add infinite data in an array of fixed size.
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Mar 18, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Rajnikant can make java platform dependent
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Mar 20, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Rajnikanth taught me to cook JavaBeans
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May 11, 2011 at 10:47 am
Rajnikant can watch movies online in command prompt screen.
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Jul 7, 2011 at 8:55 am
just a big lol is what i ca say…great sense of humour…
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Jul 26, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Actually Rajnikanth doesn’t like Java.He uses machine language.
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Jul 26, 2011 at 6:42 pm
Recently he has written a generic kernel which will run in Mainframe,PCs,Mobile Phones and Embedded systems.
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Jul 26, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Rajni can solve any NP Complete problem within O(1)
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Jul 26, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Rajnikanth has written an application server in Intel 8085 assembly language.
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Jul 26, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Does anybody know what Rajnikanth used to do to timepass when he was in hospital ?
He used to solve Hilbert’s 23 problems.
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Sep 13, 2011 at 10:48 am
Never thought rajnikant can handle programming too… Interesting
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Oct 5, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Rajni complies a program by writing rajni Program.rajni
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Oct 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Rajinikant can de-compile any .class file and brings you back .java file as it is.
Java Hibernate library is based on rajini.dey.get.me.info !!
Rajinikant came into James Gosling’s dream and motivated him to develop java!!
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Feb 2, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Dell makes a special keyboard for R. it doesn’t have backspace. because R never makes typing mistakes
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Feb 29, 2012 at 11:37 am
Rajanikant uses concept of structures in java .
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Feb 29, 2012 at 11:53 am
Rajanikant can write the the ‘templates’ in java .
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Mar 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm
who can access the value even throw nullpointerException that is Rajinikanth..
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Oct 8, 2012 at 11:33 pm
when rajni is hungry he eats javabeans…
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